The Hard Truth submitted byWMB
It is the season of commencement speeches. Many are
boringly predictable. Neal Boortz, a Texan, lawyer, Texas Aggie, now nationally syndicated
talk show host from Atlanta is an exception. Agree or not you will find his views thought
provoking. It would have been particularly entertaining to have witnessed the faculty's
reaction.
Neal Boortz Commencement Address:
I am honored by the invitation to address you on this august occasion.
It's about time. Be warned, however, that I am not here to impress you; you'll have
enough smoke blown your way today. And you can bet your tassels I'm not here to impress
the faculty and administration.
You may not like much of what I have to say, and that's fine. You will
remember it though. Especially after about 10 years out there in the real world. This, it
goes without saying, does not apply to those of you who will seek your careers and your
fortunes as government employees.
This gowned gaggle behind me is your faculty. You've heard the old
saying that those who can - do. Those who can't - teach. That sounds deliciously
insensitive. But there is often raw truth in insensitivity, just as you often find
feel-good falsehoods and lies in compassion. Say good-bye to your faculty because now you
are getting ready to go out there and do. These folks behind me are going to stay right
here and teach.
By the way, just because you are leaving this place with a diploma
doesn't mean the learning is over. When an FAA flight examiner handed me my private
pilot's license many years ago, he said, 'Here, this is your ticket to learn.' The same
can be said for your diploma. Believe me, the learning has just begun.
Now, I realize that most of you consider yourselves Liberals. In fact,
you are probably very proud of your liberal views. You care so much. You feel so much. You
want to help so much. After all, you're a compassionate and caring person, aren't you now?
Well, isn't that just so extraordinarily special. Now, at this age, is as good a time as
any to be a Liberal; as good a time as any to know absolutely everything. You have plenty
of time, starting tomorrow, for the truth to set in. Over the next few years, as you begin
to feel the cold breath of reality down your neck, things are going to start changing
pretty fast .. including your own assessment of just how much you really know.
So here are the first assignments for your initial class in reality:
Pay attention to the news, read newspapers, and listen to the words and phrases
that proud Liberals use to promote their causes. Then compare the words of the left to the
words and phrases you hear from those evil, heartless, greedy conservatives. From the Left
you will hear "I feel." From the Right you will hear "I think." From
the Liberals you will hear references to groups --The Blacks, The Poor, The Rich,
The Disadvantaged, The Less Fortunate." From the Right you will hear references to
individuals. On the Left you hear talk of group rights; on the Right, individual rights.
That about sums it up, really: Liberals feel. Liberals care. They are
pack animals whose identity is tied up in group dynamics. Conservatives and
Libertarians think -- and, setting aside the theocracy crowd, their identity is centered
on the individual. Liberals feel that their favored groups, have enforceable rights
to the property and services of productive individuals. Conservatives (and Libertarians,
myself among them I might add) think that individuals have the right to protect their
lives and their property from the plunder of the masses.
In college you developed a group mentality, but if you look closely at
your diplomas you will see that they have your individual names on them. Not the name of
your school mascot, or of your fraternity or sorority, but your name. Your group identity
is going away. Your recognition and appreciation of your individual identity starts now.
If, by the time you reach the age of 30, you do not consider yourself
to be a libertarian or a conservative, rush right back here as quickly as you can and
apply for a faculty position. These people will welcome you with open arms. They will
welcome you, that is, so long as you haven't developed an individual identity. Once again
you will have to be willing to sign on to the group mentality you embraced during the past
four years.
Something is going to happen soon that is going to really open your
eyes. You're going to actually get a full time job! You're also going to get a lifelong
work partner. This partner isn't going to help you do your job. This partner is just going
to sit back and wait for payday. This partner doesn't want to share in your effort, but
your earnings.
Your new lifelong partner is actually an agent. An agent representing a
strange and diverse group of people. An agent for every teenager with an illegitimate
child. An agent for a research scientist who wanted to make some cash answering the
age-old question of why monkeys grind their teeth. An agent for some poor demented hippie
who considers herself to be a meaningful and talented artist ... but who just can't manage
to sell any of her artwork on the open market.
Your new partner is an agent for every person with limited, if any, job
skills ... but who wanted a job at City Hall. An agent for tin-horn dictators in fancy
military uniforms grasping for American foreign aid. An agent for multi-million-dollar
companies who want someone else to pay for their overseas advertising. An agent for
everybody who wants to use the unimaginable power of this agent's for their personal
enrichment and benefit.
That agent is our wonderful, caring, compassionate, oppressive
government. Believe me, you will be awed by the unimaginable power this agent has. Power
that you do not have. A power that no individual has, or will have. This agent has the
legal power to use force, deadly force to accomplish its goals.
You have no choice here. Your new friend is just going to walk up to
you, introduce itself rather gruffly, hand you a few forms to fill out, and move right on
in. Say hello to your own personal one ton gorilla. It will sleep anywhere it wants to.
Now, let me tell you, this agent is not cheap. As you become successful
it will seize about 40% of everything you earn. And no, I'm sorry, there just isn't any
way you can fire this agent of plunder, and you can't decrease it's share of your income.
That power rests with him, not you.
So, here I am saying negative things to you about government. Well, be
clear on this: It is not wrong to distrust government. It is not wrong to fear government.
In certain cases it is not even wrong to despise government for government is inherently
evil. Yes ... a necessary evil, but dangerous nonetheless ... somewhat like a drug. Just
as a drug that in the proper dosage can save your life, an overdose of government can be
fatal.
Now let's address a few things that have been crammed into your minds
at this university. There are some ideas you need to expunge as soon as possible. These
ideas may work well in academic environment, but they fail miserably out there in the real
world.
First that favorite buzz word of the media, government and academia:
Diversity!
You have been taught that the real value of any group of people - be it
a social group, an employee group, a management group, whatever - is based on diversity.
This is a favored liberal ideal because diversity is based not on an individual's
abilities or character, but on a person's identity and status as a member of a group. Yes
it's that liberal group identity thing again.
Within the great
diversity movement, group identification - be it racial, gender based, or some other
minority status - means more than the individual's integrity, character or other
qualifications.
Brace yourself. You are about to move from this academic atmosphere
where diversity rules, to a workplace and a culture where individual achievement and
excellence actually count. No matter what your professors have taught you over the last
four years, you are about to learn that diversity is absolutely no replacement for
excellence, ability, and individual hard work. From this day on every single time you hear
the word "diversity" you can rest assured that there is someone close by who is
determined to rob you of every vestige of individuality you possess.
We also need to address this thing you seem to have about
"rights." We have witnessed an obscene explosion of so-called "rights"
in the last few decades, usually emanating from college campuses.
You know the mantra: You have the right to a job. The right to a place
to live. The right to a living wage. The right to health care. The right to an education.
You probably even have your own pet right - the right to a Beemer, for instance, or the
right to have someone else provide for that child you plan on downloading in a year or so.
Forget it. Forget those rights! I'll tell you what your rights are! You
have a right to live free, and to the results of your labor. I'll also tell you have no
right to any portion of the life or labor of another.
You may, for instance, think that you have a right to health care.
After all, Hillary said so, didn't she? But you cannot receive health care unless some
doctor or health practitioner surrenders some of his time - his life - to you. He may be
willing to do this for compensation, but that's his choice. You have no "right"
to his time or property. You have no right to his or any other person's life or to any
portion thereof.
You may also think you have some "right" to a job; a job with
a living wage, whatever that is. Do you mean to tell me that you have a right to force
your services on another person, and then the right to demand that this person compensate
you with their money? Sorry, forget it. I am sure you would scream if some urban
outdoorsmen (that would be "homeless person" for those of you who don't want to
give these less fortunate people a romantic and adventurous title) came to you and
demanded his job and your money.
The people who have been telling you about all the rights you have are
simply exercising one of theirs - the right to be imbeciles. Their being imbeciles didn't
cost anyone else either property or time. It's their right, and they exercise it
brilliantly.
By the way, did you catch my use of the phrase "less
fortunate" a bit ago when I was talking about the urban outdoorsmen? That phrase is a
favorite of the Left. Think about it, and you'll understand why.
To imply that one person is homeless, destitute, dirty, drunk, spaced
out on drugs, unemployable, and generally miserable because he is "less
fortunate" is to imply that a successful person - one with a job, a home and a future
- is in that position because he or she was "fortunate." The dictionary says
that fortunate means "having derived good from an unexpected place." There is
nothing unexpected about deriving good from hard work. There is also nothing unexpected
about deriving misery from choosing drugs, alcohol, and the street.
If the Left can create the common perception that success and failure
are simple matters of "fortune" or "luck," then it is easy to promote
and justify their various income redistribution schemes. After all, we are just evening
out the odds a little bit.
This "success equals luck" idea the liberals like to push is
seen everywhere. Democratic presidential candidate Richard Gephardt refers to
high-achievers as "people who have won life's lottery." He wants you to believe
they are making the big bucks because they are lucky.
It's not luck, my friends. It's choice. One of the greatest lessons I
ever learned was in a book by Og Mandino, entitled "The Greatest Secret in the
World." The lesson? Very simple: "Use wisely your power of choice."
That bum sitting on a heating grate, smelling like a wharf rat? He's
there by choice. He is there because of the sum total of the choices he has made in his
life. This truism is absolutely the hardest thing for some people to accept, especially
those who consider themselves to be victims of something or other - victims of
discrimination, bad luck, the system, capitalism, whatever. After all, nobody really wants
to accept the blame for his or her position in life. Not when it is so much easier to
point and say, "Look! He did this to me!" than it is to look into a mirror and
say, "You S.O.B.! You did this to me!"
The key to accepting responsibility for your life is to accept the fact
that your choices, every one of them, are leading you inexorably to either success or
failure, however you define those terms.
Some of the choices are obvious: Whether or not to stay in school.
Whether or not to get pregnant. Whether or not to hit the bottle. Whether or not to keep
this job you hate until you get another better-paying job. Whether or not to save some of
your money, or saddle yourself with huge payments for that new car.
Some of the choices are seemingly insignificant: Whom to go to the
movies with. Whose car to ride home in. Whether to watch the tube tonight, or read a book
on investing. But, and you can be sure of this, each choice counts. Each choice is a
building block - some large, some small. But each one is a part of the structure of your
life. If you make the right choices, or if you make more right choices than wrong ones,
something absolutely terrible may happen to you. Something unthinkable. You, my friend,
could become one of the hated, the evil, the ugly, the feared, the filthy,, the
successful, the rich.
Quite a few people have made that mistake.
The rich basically serve two purposes in this country. First, they
provide the investments, the investment capital, and the brains for the formation of new
businesses. Businesses that hire people. Businesses that send millions of paychecks home
each week to the un-rich.
Second, the rich are a wonderful object of ridicule, distrust, and
hatred. Few things are more valuable to a politician than the envy most Americans feel for
the evil rich.
Envy is a powerful emotion. Even more powerful than the emotional
minefield that surrounded Bill Clinton when he reviewed his last batch of White House
interns. Politicians use envy to get votes and power. And they keep that power by
promising the envious that the envied will be punished: "The rich will pay their fair
share of taxes if I have anything to do with it.' The truth is that the top 10% of income
earners in this country pays almost 50% of all income taxes collected. I shudder to
think what these job producers would be paying if our tax system were any more
"fair."
You have heard, no doubt, that the rich get richer and the poor get
poorer. Interestingly enough, our government's own numbers show that many of the poor
actually get richer, and that quite a few of the rich actually get poorer. But for the
rich who do actually get richer, and the poor who remain poor ... there's an explanation
-- a reason. The rich, you see, keep doing the things that make them rich; while the poor
keep doing the things that make them poor.
Speaking of the poor, during your adult life you are going to hear an
endless string of politicians bemoaning the plight of the poor. So, you need to know
that under our government's definition of "poor" you can have a $5 million net
worth, a $300,000 home and a new $90,000 Mercedes, all completely paid for. You can also
have a maid, cook, and valet, and $1 million in your checking account, and you can still
be officially defined by our government as "living in poverty." Now there's
something you haven't seen on the evening news.
How does the government pull this one off? Very simple, really. To
determine whether or not some poor soul is "living in poverty," the government
measures one thing -- just one thing. Income. It doesn't matter one bit how much you have,
how much you own, how many cars you drive or how big they are, whether or not your pool is
heated, whether you winter in Aspen and spend the summers in the Bahamas, or how much is
in your savings account. It only matters how much income you claim in that particular
year. This means that if you take a one-year leave of absence from your high-paying job
and decide to live off the money in your savings and checking accounts while you write the
next great American novel, the government says you are 'living in poverty."
This isn't exactly what you had in mind when you heard these gloomy
statistics, is it?
Do you need more convincing? Try this. The government's own statistics
show that people who are said to be "living in poverty" spend more than $1.50
for each dollar of income they claim. Something is a bit fishy here. Just remember all
this the next time Peter Jennings puffs up and tells you about some hideous new poverty
statistics.
Why has the government concocted this phony poverty scam? Because the
government needs an excuse to grow and to expand its social welfare programs, which
translates into an expansion of its power. If the government can convince you, in all your
compassion, that the number of "poor" is increasing, it will have all the excuse
it needs to sway an electorate suffering from the advanced stages of Obsessive-Compulsive
Compassion Disorder.
I'm about to be stoned by the faculty here. They've already changed
their minds about that honorary degree I was going to get. That's OK, though. I still have
my Ph.D. in Insensitivity from the Neal Boortz Institute for Insensitivity Training. I
learned that, in short, sensitivity sucks. It's a trap. Think about it - the truth knows
no sensitivity. Life can be insensitive. Wallow too much in sensitivity and you'll be
unable to deal with life, or the truth. So, get over it.
Now, before the dean has me shackled and hauled off, I have a few
random thoughts.
* You need to register to vote, unless you are on welfare. If you are
living off the efforts of others, please do us the favor of sitting down and shutting up
until you are on your own again.
* When you do vote, your votes for the House and the Senate are more
important than your vote for president. The House controls the purse strings, so
concentrate your awareness there.
* Liars cannot be trusted, even when the liar is the president of the
United States. If someone can't deal honestly with you, send them packing.
* Don't bow to the temptation to use the government as an instrument of
plunder. If it is wrong for you to take money from someone else who earned it -- to take
their money by force for your own needs -- then it is certainly just as wrong for you to
demand that the government step forward and do this dirty work for you.
* Don't look in other people's pockets. You have no business there.
What they earn is theirs. What your earn is yours. Keep it that way. Nobody owes you
anything, except to respect your privacy and your rights, and leave you the hell alone.
* Speaking of earning, the revered 40-hour workweek is for losers.
Forty hours should be considered the minimum, not the maximum. You don't see highly
successful people clocking out of the office every afternoon at five. The losers are the
ones caught up in that afternoon rush hour. The winners drive home in the dark.
* Free speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. Popular speech, by
definition, needs no protection.
* Finally (and aren't you glad to hear that word), as Og Mandino wrote,
1. Proclaim your rarity. Each of you is a rare and unique human being. 2. Use
wisely your power of choice. 3. Go the extra mile ... drive home in the dark.
Oh, and put off buying a television set as long as you can.
Now, if you have any idea at all what's good for you, you will get the
hell out of here and never come back.
Class dismissed.
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