Southern Medical Terms  

> Benign............... What you be, after you be eight.
> Artery................ The study of paintings.
> Bacteria.............. Back door to cafeteria.
> Barium.... What doctors do when patients die.
> Cesarean Section.... A neighborhood in Rome.
> Catscan.... Searching for Kitty.
> Cauterize............. Made eye contact with her.
> Colic................. A sheep dog.
> Coma................ A punctuation mark.
> D&C................. Where Washington is.
> Dilate............... To live long.
> Enema...................Not a friend.
> Fester........Quicker than someone else.
> Fibula................ A small lie.
> Genital............. Non-Jewish person.
> G.I. Series.........World Series of military baseball.
> Hangnail.......... What you hang your coat on.
> Impotent...........Distinguished, well known.
> Labor Pain........ Getting hurt at work.
> Medical Staff..... A Doctor's cane.
> Morbid............A higher offer.
> Nitrates...........Cheaper than day rates.
> Node.............I knew it.
> Outpatient....... A person who has fainted.
> Pap Smear........... A fatherhood test.
> Pelvis.............Second cousin to Elvis.
> Post Operative....... A letter carrier.
> Recovery Room....... Place to do upholstery.
> Rectum............... Just about killed him.
> Secretion....... Hiding something.
> Seizure............ Roman emperor.
> Tablet.......... A small table.
> Terminal Illness.... Getting sick at the airport.
> Tumor............ One plus one more.
> Urine............ Opposite of you're out.
> Varicose........ Near

> Blonde Medical Terminology
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> Anally - occuring yearly
> Bowel - letter like A,E,I,O,U
> Colic - sheep dog
> Congenital - friendly
> Diarrhea - a journal of daily events
> Dilate - to live long
> G.I. Series - soldires' ball game
> Grippe - suitcase
> Intense Pain - torture in a teepee
> Outpatient - person who had fainted
> Protein - favouring young people
> Rheumatic - amorous
> Scar - rolled tobacco leaf
> Secretion - hiding anything
> Senology - study of knighthood
> Tibia - country in North Africa
> Tumour - an extra pair
> Vein - conceited
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