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It's frustrating when you
know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
(Calling
someone dumb....)
٭Not the
brightest crayon in the box
--from Susan Hamilton
٭He's so dense, light bends around him.
٭Body
by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
٭He
would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
٭He's
been working with glue too much
Answers
from Students on Music Exams
٭To
sing without music is called Acapulco.
٭Refrain
means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you'd better not try to sing.
Q:
What
is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt zebra!
--Charles
Luckman
Teacher:
What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
Student: Unusual names.
--submitted by Bob'nPatty
Classic
rebuttal to a pickup line:
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Same place I'll be the rest of your life....in
your dreams!
Don't get me wrong.
I like rice. Rice
is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
I
met this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the
toaster.
She
was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial
And always remember:
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run
over if you just sit there.
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