When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Her fake plants died because she did not pretend to water them.
One goldfish says to the other, "If there's no God, who changes our water every week?"       --submitted by Buzz Nutley
Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.
You'll never be the man your mother was.
I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them.  --Mitch Hedberg         
And always remember: Make peace with your past so it won't
screw up the present.
 

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