It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
(Calling someone dumb....)
       ٭Not the brightest crayon in the box     --from Susan Hamilton
         ٭He's so dense, light bends around him.
          ٭Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
          ٭He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
          ٭He's been working with glue too much
Answers from Students on Music Exams
          ٭To sing without music is called Acapulco. 
          ٭Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you'd better not try to sing.
Q:  What is black and white and red all over?
      A:  A sunburnt zebra!             --Charles Luckman
Teacher: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
       Student:  Unusual names.                       --submitted by Bob'nPatty
Classic rebuttal to a pickup line:
      HE: Where have you been all my life?
     SHE: Same place I'll be the rest of your life....in your dreams!  
Don't get me wrong. I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
I met this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. 
She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial   
And always remember: Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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