Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Does the noise in my head bother you?
Q:  What is black and white and red all over?
      A:  A sunburnt zebra!             --Charles Luckman
I  hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately  call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.. What'd you do after I didn't answer?  Drop the phone and run away?
Classic rebuttal to a pickup line:
      HE: So, what do you do for a living?
     SHE: I'm a female impersonator.  
Food is an important part of a balanced diet
Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what
you are talking about.  
The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.    --Mitch Hedberg
And always remember: Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

 

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