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USEFUL ENGLISH SYSTEM CONVERSIONS/UNITS:     --from themouth.com

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
Knot-furlong

Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

1000 aches = 1 megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
bananosecond

365.25 days = 1 unicycle

2200 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen

1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

1 million billion picolos = 1 gigolo

10 millipedes = 1 centipede

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