USEFUL ENGLISH
SYSTEM CONVERSIONS/UNITS: --from themouth.com
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
Knot-furlong
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1000 aches = 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
bananosecond
365.25 days = 1 unicycle
2200 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
1 million billion picolos = 1 gigolo
10 millipedes = 1 centipede