BUMPER STICKER COLLECTION

Clear the Road! (I'm sixteen!)

Real Women Drive Trucks --submitted by SouthernAngel

I only do what my Rice Crispies tell me to.   --submitted by FerD9er

You're just jealous because the little people only talk to me! --submitted by Manda

I keep childproofing my house, but they keep getting in   --submitted by Gabrielle Hartigan

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Metaphors be with you

Hang up and drive.

Hell was full, so i came back.   --submitted by PsychDoc2007

call me god... I survived BALGA!      --submitted by ShaneBeaney

Everyone is beautiful in their own way , you just have to
look hard to find it in some people  --submitted by Chanelle

I'm not crazy, I'm gifted   --submitted by Noel

CAUTION horn broken watch for finger

If it's too loud you're too old

CAUTION vehicle frequently out of control

As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.

I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me send money.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

SHUT UP, GET OUT, AND START PUSHING

Don't laugh..it could be your daughter inside

What I lack in BORE and STROKE I make up for in RPM

PLEASE DON'T HONK!.. as a smack in the mouth often offends

DO NOT OVERTAKE OVERTURNING VEHICLE

Humans are stupid.. that's why they invented FORD

CAUTION: BLind man driving.   --submitted by PsychDoc2007

Traffic Jams are the only time i get to sleep.    --submitted by PsychDoc2007

 Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.  --submitted by Imthegame MORE...
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
CAUTION vehicle frequently airborn
CAUTION vehicle frequently sideways
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
So you're a feminist... Isn't that cute!
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Forget about World Peace - Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.
How's my driving? Call 1800-kiss my ass.   --submitted by Melissa Pottorff
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... Not
screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Get in sit down shut up and hang on   --submitted by PsychDoc2007

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