HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,  we've got our whole lives ahead
of us and you're inside worrying about a silly burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code and install
solar energy panels..
Dachshund: Hey! Colonel Klink! You know I can't reach that stupid bulb.
Rottweiler: Make me.....
Lab: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?
Can I? Pleeeeeeeze.....
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell: I'll just pop that sucker in while I'm bouncing off  the walls and furniture.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still piss all over the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: COOL! It's dark, I'm going to look for intruders....
Pekingese: I am the annointed one!...I myself give off divine light...
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this horrible hangover.
Pointer: I see it!!!, there it is!!!, there it is!!!!, right there!!!!....
French Bulldog: Oh boy! My toys still squeak in the dark!!! Hear them squeak!
Squeak Squeak Squeak....
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. I am not one
of THEM. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect my light?
Hound dog: ZZZZzzzzzzzz
Cairn: Yeah right...When you fly over the rainbow....
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear, and he'll do it. By the time he
finishes rewiring the house my nails will be dry.          --submitted by W.Magnus B.
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