Fun At the Drive-Thru     

If the person following you asks you to please pull ahead and wait for your food,tell them
"not a chance." and watch as they freeze in disbelief.   --submitted by Inverted7boy

Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using  colorful expletives in ways
which would embarrass the patrons inside.

After ordering, cover the speaker and mike with transparent tape. Watch as
customers and order-takers are unable to hear and each raises his/her volume.

Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to
the mike, speak English and ask why the order taker didn't understanding you.

Attempt to take the order-taker's order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before
he gets a chance to take yours.

Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".

In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the
fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.

When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of
garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.

Drive through with a carload of naked people.

Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with
the speaker and will ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak
in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.

Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.

Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks,
aim the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mike to produce excruciating feedback.

Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order,
have friend start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.

If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively
and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide. Then pull up to accept
your order. See how many of the order-taker's fellow employees have been called over
to "check out the babe."

All of the above work very well when done at the late night pick up window.
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