THE OREO PERSONALITY TEST   --from the-mouth.com

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides
great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method
of eating Oreos:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. Just lick them, not eat them.
10. Don't have a favorite way because you don't like Oreo.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with,
exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one
should trust you with their children.
2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their
Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry,
you're normal.
3. Slow and methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very
meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and
irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.
4. Feverous nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You
always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns
and suicides run in your family.
5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always upbeat. You like to sugar coat
unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial
about the shambles you call a life.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take
pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put
them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your
involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not
criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take
risks that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish,
mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you
don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.
9. Just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals and seek
professional medical help - immediately.
10. Don't have a favorite way--don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family,
and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about
the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You
are a prig
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