Actual Names of Rock Bands (?)  

If you are starting a rock band, you should know that the following
names are taken:

Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
Lawnmower Massacre
The Baghdaddios (pronounced: "Bag-Dad-EE-Oze")  --submitted by Kenn
Bulimia Banquet
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
The Martinlutherkinks
The Dead Sea Squirrels
Band Over
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
Breakfast In Beruit 
Caltransvestites
Mao Tse Helen
Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
Gefilte Joe and the Fish
Gonoreagan
Herpes Cineplex
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Inhale Mary
Janitors Against Apartheid
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
JFKFC
Jonestown Punch
Lesbian Ninjas
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Mr. Happy and the Genocides
Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
Nervous Christians and the Lions
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving
Penis DeMilo
Phenobarbidols
Phlegm Fatale
Poultry in Motion 
Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
Screaming Headless Torsos
Septic Death
Shirley Temple of Doom
Skeptic Tank
Smorgasborgnine
Spastic Colon
Tater and the Spudfluckers
Testostertones
The Sound of Munich
The Sphinctones Stukas Over Bedrock
The 4-Skins
Thank God We're Immortal
They Tried To Frame OJ
To Live and Shave in LA
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Tragic Mulatto Hairdo
Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
Willie Nelson Mandela
Zombies Under Stress
                             
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