Politically incorrect ways to say someone is stupid

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilage! --submitted by SpunkyMonkey

The light's on, the door's open, but no one's home  --submitted by DumbBlond

>She's one sandwich short of a picnic    --submitted by Michele Mcleod

>You're so dumb, when your teacher said she wanted you to get ahead,
she really meant get a head!    --submitted by man without ahead

>Her elevator doesn't go the whole way up, it stops in
the basement.    --submitted by Hickchick87

>His nuts and bolts were'nt exactly tightened all the way       --submitted by Rochelle Bonner
                                   
> Wow! People like you make me feel really smart.   --submitted by Catzeyez

> A few clowns short of a circus.

> A few crayons short of a box     --submitted by Jamminjess1989

> A few fries short of a happy meal.
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> The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
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> Slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.
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> The butter has slipped off his pancake.
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> The cheese slid off his cracker.
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> Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
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> Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
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> He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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> As smart as bait.
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> Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
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> Her sewing machine's out of thread.
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> Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
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> His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
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> Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
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> Receiver is off the hook.
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> Skylight leaks a little.
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> Her slinky's kinked.
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> Too much yardage between the goal posts.
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> Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
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> A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.
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> Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
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> Is so dense, light bends around her.
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> If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
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> Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.
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> Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
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> She stayed on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long
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