WHAT IS A TEENAGER?      --from themouth.com

A teenager is....
.... a person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number
.... a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast
.... a youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and
borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday
.... someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother
calling from the next room
.... a whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed
.... a student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for
her driver's license
..... a connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud
.... an enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to
dry the dishes
.... a young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother
.... a romantic who never falls in love more than once a week
.... a budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off
.... a boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing
.... an original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
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