What Your Car Says About You:    from TheMouthpiece.com

Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of
sport cars

Acura NSX - I am impotent

AMC Gremlin - I could only afford three-fourths of a Hornet.

AMC Marlin - My father wouldn't buy me a Camaro.

Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires

Austin-Healey 3000 - I can put raw meat on the transmission
hump and have a well-done steak by the time I arrive
anywhere.

Buick Riviera Convertible - I'm not very smart, and I look
like it too.

Cadillac Cimarron - I am stupid enough to pay extra money
for an uglified Chevrolet.

Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people

Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I
tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow
the government

Dodge Charger - Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.

Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this
car

Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph
and change lanes when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.

Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.

Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a
lemming.

Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is
in the shop 280 days per year.

Jeep Grand Cherokee - I am a goddess/god.

Jeep Wrangler - I am fiercely independent, just like all my
friends with Jeeps

Lotus Esprit - Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.

Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an
autograph

Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an
eighteen-wheeler

MGB - I am dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Eclipse GST - Why accelerate? Because you can!

Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to
make a fortune off the parts

Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise
would be inaccessible to me

Triumph TR6 - I am an amateur mechanic who enjoys a
challenge

VW Rabbit GTi - My mom won't let me buy a Porsche 'til I
finish Algebra.

Volvo 240 - Other drivers are unsafe. Yes I am afraid ...
Very, VERY AFRAID
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