1. like the last day of school...too long! --Brandy Helmuth
2. as sweet as broccoli --Jhort90
3. like a breath of wet Heather. Heather is my Saint Bernard. --lizabeth
4. forgettable. --JackJohnson88
5. a bigger disappointment than flunking Driver's Ed. --Dory Dalrimple
6. worse than this gag --HVMason
7. like cotton candy---kinda sweet, but there's nothing really there.
8. as much fun as a trip to the dentist.
9. as passionate as a bowling ball. --Vito Vaselino
10. as thrilling as driftwood. --Alexis Swit
11. as stimulating as a week on an ice berg. --VJaramillo.
12. like wet toads kissing me. --LauraPunk
13. as gross as a cow's kiss. --Dolphin201068
14. hot and juicy---like a double burger with cheese. --Fats Dimino
15. like kissing a worm --Leaondra Culver
16. like sweet berries. They're juicy and leave stains. --enrod744
17. like getting kissed by Rebel, my dog, only wetter --Levinanja
18. like getting licked by sandpaper --BlackRoseGal908
19. as fun as brushing my teeth with rusty nails. --Cmeyer2005
20. a good way to kewl off thanks slobber lips --mike cassady
